This will be how I raise my kids.
Wait what if every time Harry had a “conversation” with his conscience, that “little voice” as the narrator sometimes called it, it was actually a real conversation with Voldemort via the Horcrux but none of them realised?
So like that time Harry talked with himself about dating Ginny, it really was Voldemort telling him “She’s Ron’s sister!”
Like wow say what you will about Voldemort but at least he respects the Bro Code.
people always give me shit like YOU CAN’T BE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED EVERYBODY THINKS YOU’RE HOT but let me tell you
off the internet everyone does not in fact think i am hot
the prevailing opinion of me off the internet is less “omfg swoon” and more…
well fuck this place I’m out